Are you there, Internet? It's me, Andrea.

Hi. It’s me, Andrea.

Welcome to my little place on the interwebz. I woke up last night and felt like I sort of had to start a blog. So I did. And here it is in all it’s started-on-a-word-doc glory. I’ll be talking about stuff I’m into, stuff I’m over, things I want to eat without gaining 15 lbs, pretty things I want to live amongst, what’s the haps in my life, etc. I won’t be blogging about babies, weddings or anything that rhymes with Willy Mulitzer because I’m just not about that lyfe.

About me: I was born in France but made in the Philippines. Dad was French, mom is Filipino. I grew up in a suburb outside of DC and then I went to college in Baltimore and I ended up staying here. Bodymore Murderland has the worst reputation but I love it here. I faithfully wear my Kevlar to work everyda…lulz jk. If you know where to go, this city is glorious. My day job is in HR and Recruitment and luckily I don't work in a super stuffy, corporate environment.

If you want to follow me on social media you’ll probably be disappointed because my shit is all over the place (I sort of can't stand when someone's instagram is tonal, it's so...contrived? Real life doesn't look like that.)

I don't really do any “Oh look, there’s a penny on the ground, let me brush back a tendril of hair while I stare at it” outfit poses. Oh wait, sike one time I did:

(There was no penny.)

I rarely take pics of my food because I don't have patience or willpower to take the time to photograph what I'm about to eat. Your girl is always just too hungry for that lyfe.

So really, I just fill my feed up with pictures of my animals.

(WHY THEY SO CUTE THO)

So to recap, your expectations for my social media feed should be set pretty low.

And honestly, that’s kind of all you need to know about me. G’head and x out if you’re bored, I swear I won’t be offended (I mean I would if you left me a comment below saying so…but hopefully you’re not that big of a douche).

So that's me. My first post. Hi and I like you already.