It's pronounced loo-EH-veh and I L'need it.

Please for the love of all that is holy, we need to talk about the Loewe Puzzle Bag:

Because it can be worn five ways, as shown above, I find it INFINITELY cooler than any other bag rn. I first laid my eyes on this puppy while we were on vacation in Hong Kong with my Tita Sasa (one of my mom's bff's from high school who we stayed with). She has impeccable taste and pointed this out to me. I'd heard of the brand but hadn't seen any of their pieces in person. She also told me how to pronounce "Loewe" because I was pronouncing it "Low" like a fucking peasant. Anyway, the version I saw was this color but smaller. Like these guys: